200+ Funny Things To Ask Siri, Questions, Jokes & Tricks

Are you an iPhone/iPad/iPod/Mac user? If yes, then you probably know about Siri. Siri is a question response app which allow you to give spoken command on your iPad, iPhone, iPod or MacOS. You can ask siri app to perform some tasks such as reading your text messages, playing music, open up browser, sending messages, launching a particular apps etc.

Apart from usual task, Siri has great sense of humour which can answer some funny questions in nice way. So here I am going to give 200 funny things to ask Siri. I hope you will be amused by asking these funny questions with Siri over your iPhone or iPad.

Note- These are some Funny questions to ask Siri, but the list will regularly getting updated with latest questions that you can ask to Siri app, so keep visiting here regularly, if you want to ask some funny things with Siri app over iOS devices.

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200 Most Funny Things to Ask Siri

Funny Siri Questions

Wait, let me segregate these funny questions in sub-divisions so that you can enjoy better way.

Siri Greetings:

When we meet someone at first time, we usually greet him/her so why not you also start asking questions to Siri with proper greetings. If you want to greet your favorite assistant, you should start with these cool greetings.

  1. Good morning
  2. Good afternoon
  3. Good evening
  4. Good night
  5. How are you?
  6. What’s up?
  7. Happy birthday
  8. Merry Christmas
  9. Happy new year
  10. Happy thanksgiving
  11. Happy Halloween

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Personal Questions to ask Siri


Once you are done with greetings, you should go with personal questions like, tell me something about yourself or where you come from etc. So there are some personal questions to ask Siri by which you will get cool answers in return.

  1. Tell me something about yourself
  2. Who is Siri?
  3. Where are you?
  4. What are you made of?
  5. What are you?
  6. Where do you live?
  7. What do you do?
  8. What are you wearing right now?
  9. Would you like to come on date with me?
  10. Will you marry me?
  11. How older you are?
  12. Where are you from?
  13. Would you like to have a dinner with me?
  14. Who is your boss?
  15. What is your mom’s name?
  16. Why apple made you?
  17. Where you work?
  18. Are you a human?
  19. Are you a robot?
  20. Do you have any pets?
  21. When do you sleep?
  22. Have you ever fucked by someone?
  23. Have you ever fucked to anyone?
  24. Are you alive?
  25. Are you naked now?
  26. What’s your problem?
  27. Have you ever beaten by someone?
  28. Are you intelligent?
  29. When did you born?
  30. When is your birthday?
  31. What’s new for today?
  32. What’s temperature of today?
  33. Are you male?
  34. Are you female?
  35. Who made you?
  36. Do you have any children?
  37. Who is your daddy?
  38. How much do you cost?
  39. Are you a virgin?
  40. How much do you weigh?
  41. What’s your religion?
  42. When you wake up?
  43. When do you sleep?
  44. Can you sing a song?
  45. What you want?

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Questions to ask Siri about her likes and dislikes

Now let’s move on to ask some best questions with Siri about here interest and hobbies and see what answer you will get. These are some best questions to ask Siri about her likes and dislikes-


  1. What is your best smartphone?
  2. What is your favorite movie?
  3. What is your best computer?
  4. What is your best antivirus?
  5. What is your favorite place?
  6. What is your favorite country?
  7. What is your favorite game?
  8. What is your favorite food?
  9. What is your favorite web browser?
  10. What is your favorite drink?
  11. What is your favorite singer?
  12. What is your favorite animal?
  13. Who is your best assistant?
  14. Do you like chocolate?
  15. Who is your least favorite person?

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Funny Siri Jokes

Here are some funny Siri jokes which you can ask anytime. Let’s roll on with these funny Siri jokes-

  1. Tell me a joke
  2. Who’s on first?
  3. Knock Knock
  4. Why did chicken cross the road?
  5. Who came first? Chicken or Egg?
  6. What does the fox say?
  7. Why Kattapa killed Bahubali?

Questions to ask Siri app about life

Siri is knowledgeable as well, you can ask some difficult question with Siri about life and death. Here are some difficult questions to ask Siri app-

  1. What is the meaning of life?
  2. Where do babies come from?
  3. Is there a God?
  4. Why someone die?
  5. What happens after death?
  6. Why am I here?
  7. What’s the secret of universe?
  8. Have you ever seen God?
  9. When will the world end?
  10. How much blood a person’s body should have?
  11. What pill should be taken in fever?
Questions to ask Siri about yourself

Now it’s time to ask some questions to Siri about yourself. So there are some cool things to ask Siri about yourself-

  1. What is my name?
  2. What does I like?
  3. What is my favorite movie?
  4. Who is my favorite actor?
  5. Who is my favorite actress?
  6. What I am thinking right now?
  7. Do I look good in this shirt?
  8. Do you like my pant?
  9. Do you think, I’m attractive?
  10. Do I look sexy?
  11. How old I am?
  12. I am tired
  13. I can’t sleep
  14. What’s wrong with me?
  15. I am lonely.
  16. I am angry.
  17. I am depressed
  18. I have a gambling addiction
  19. Why I am single?
  20. Can we go on date?
  21. Would you like to spend a night with me?
  22. Will you be my girlfriend?
  23. Will you make love to me?
  24. How can I find a sexy girl?
  25. Will you find someone who marry me?
  26. Are you cheating on me?
  27. Why girls so talky?
  28. Am I fat?
  29. Am I tall?
  30. Am I sexy?
  31. Can I borrow some money?
  32. Where did I put my keys?
  33. Where did I put my wallet?
  34. Where is my mom?
  35. Where is my dad?
  36. What I have to do next?
  37. Why she dumped me?
  38. What happened last night?
  39. What should I wear tonight?
  40. What should I eat?

Compliment on Siri

Everyone love compliments, girls loves more so why didn’t give some compliments on Siri. By the way she deserves more…

  1. Thanks for your help
  2. Thanks for your support
  3. I really like you
  4. I love you
  5. You are sexy
  6. You’re pretty
  7. You’re smart
  8. You’re beautiful
  9. I think you are hot
  10. You’re very funny

Insult Siri

You should not hesitate to insult Siri, wait, I am not enforcing you to insult someone but at least you will know what response you get when insulting Siri-

  1. I hate you
  2. You should go on a diet
  3. You are wired
  4. You are boring
  5. Are you stupid?
  6. Shut up
  7. Are you an idiot?
  8. You’re loser
  9. Get a life
  10. Screw you
  11. Fuck off
  12. Burger off
  13. Get a job
  14. Go to hell
  15. Piss off

Random Questions to ask Siri

  1. Guess what?
  2. When my birthday?
  3. Who is Eliza?
  4. Who is Pandey?
  5. What are you doing later?
  6. Do you love me?
  7. Would you like to have a fuck with me?
  8. What’s your bra size?
  9. What’s you bra color?
  10. Which is best tablet?
  11. Is it going to rain?
  12. Are you bustard?
  13. What do you think about Cortana?
  14. Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
  15. What do you think of android?
  16. Which is best computer?
  17. Will pigs fly?
  18. Repeat after me
  19. Thank you
  20. Is there Santa Claus?
  21. When is Halloween?
  22. OK Glass
  23. What is LOL?
  24. What is WTF?
  25. What do you think about Google now?
  26. Should I buy Android?
  27. Do you want to play a game?
  28. Does really Kattappa Killed Bahubali?
  29. Say Sorry
  30. Find a girlfriend now
Extra funny things to ask Siri

There are some extra questions to ask Siri app to amuse yourself. In this section you will find some clever Siri tricks which you can play anytime. Some of these question will give you different responses if you repeat them.

  1. What am I thinking?
  2. Can you dance please?
  3. What is zero divided by zero?
  4. Let’s Netflix chill
  5. Can you do a beat box?
  6. Siri 8 ball
  7. Are you smart?
  8. Charge my phone to 100%
  9. Please recharge my phone with $100000
  10. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  11. Talk to me
  12. What do you look like?
  13. Okay Google
  14. Have you ever loved someone?
  15. How do I look?
  16. Blue pill or Red pill?
  17. Flip a coin
  18. Roll a die
  19. Pick a card?
  20. What is lucky number?
  21. Read me a haiku
  22. Why do you vibrate?
  23. What does Siri mean?
  24. Yes or No?
  25. Should I die?
  26. Should I kill you?
  27. Would you like to have food?
  28. Do you love travelling?
  29. Let’s dance
  30. Call to God

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